LivinG iRonee

2009-09-20T08:26:00.000-07:00

life..
like shopping in the department store..
going through different sections..
allow u to see many different things..
we tend to pick up what we want..
more what we need..
and at the end..we pay a price for out decision..

happy birthday shinmei!!

2009-09-13T03:47:00.000-07:00

last week in Muet Ttn..in stead of learning anything..
we celebrated shin mei`s 18birthday..

*happy 18birthday bao bei!

and than..smth embarrassing happened after tuition..
ha! bad luck strikes again..
i waved at the wrong car this tym..
the last tym i waved at the wrong person..
but this tym it was a car..
heres the scoop..
my fren was waiting for her aunt to come pick her up.. but her aunt forgot her cell..and doesnt noe where is out ttn center.. so..we stood outside my teacher`s place and waited.. she saw a similar car from the corner.. i was trying to help and went to the middle of the road to wave.. haha.. and it was the wrong car.. fortunately.the car din stop.. gosh! imagine if it did!

and
...meet Lower6Arts4...

i feel..

2009-09-07T00:57:00.000-07:00

"Fallin' For You"

I don't know but...
I think I maybe
fallin' for you
Dropping so quickly
Maybe I should
keep this to myself

Waiting 'til I..
know you better
I am trying..
Not to tell you..
But I want to..

I'm scared of what you'll say
So I'm hiding..
what I'm feeeling..
But I'm tired of
Holding this inside my head

I've been spending all my..time
Just thinking about ya
I don't know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you

I've been waiting all my.. life
and now i found ya
I dont know what to do
I think I'm falling for you...
I'm falling for you...

As I'm standing here
And you hold my hand
Pull me towards you
and we start to dance

All around us
I see nobody
Here in silence
It's juusst
you and me

I'm trying..
Not to tell you..
But I want to..

I'm scared of what you'll say
So I'm hiding..
what I'm feeeling...
But I'm tired of
Holding this inside my head

I've been spending all my.. time
Just thinking about ya
I dont know what to do
I think i'm fallin' for you

I've been waiting all my.. life
And now I found ya
I dont know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you...
I'm fallin' for you...

Ooh, I just can't take it..
My heart is racing..
Emotions keep spinning out...

I've been spending all my.. time
just thinking about ya
I dont know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you

I've been waiting all my..life
and now I found ya
I dont know what to do
I think I'm fallin' for you...
I'm fallin' for you...

I think I'm fallin' for you
I can't stop thinking about it
I want you all around me
And now I just can't hide it
I think i'm fallin' for you
I can't stop thinking about it
I want you all around me
And now I just can't hide it
I think I'm fallin' for you...
I'm fallin' for you...

Ooohhh
Ooh no no
Oooooohhhhh

Oooh, I'm falling' for ya

by colbie caillat..

2009-09-03T07:27:00.000-07:00

i haven been blogging for a really long time..
feel so sick of looking at my long none updated blog..
and so i have decided to just randomly post sum stuff!

over the holidays, i had food poisoning..
sibeh unlucky..but i think i lost a few inches ! awesomeness

i would say that the holiday was the most holiday like holiday that i ever had..
i actually felt that i was really relax during this holiday..
almost din wanna go bak to skool..
but so soon its going to be a week after the holidays already..
during the holidays..i went bak to skool for extra class..
celebrated xuan (aka pu see dick)`s birthday..
had nadeje and ate super allot of satay..
went to karaoke with frens..its my first tym goin with frens actually..

oh ya oh ya!!!
roxy had big sale..bought a new pencil case and a new hand bag!!! *claps*
watched GI JOE..ntg great..

i miss my holidays!
looking forward to raya!

quarantine!

2009-08-01T22:54:00.000-07:00

i am sure many ppl know that my school, Melaka High is under quarantine..
its suppose to be a bloody damn panicky situation, but once the school announce..
the students cheered with joy with total no awareness of the seriousness..
haha..no wonder ppl always describe the ppl as third class mentality!

so i will be off for a week..yahoo!
being us..we are so taking advantage of the bloody quarantine..nyeheh!!!!
first is shoppping..movies..escape tuitions..goin for buffet..
so much for the swine flu!!!

i love holidays!

hectic!

2009-07-16T22:23:00.000-07:00

form6 is superly tiring..
even party becomes tiring..haha..
first was the gathering at my place..
than it was asha`s farewell place..
man i miss u so much sha!!!!
during the party..i met my primary skool mate..neno..havent catch her up with her in a long long tym..

love

2009-07-13T08:07:00.000-07:00

will update asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p/s.
stop spamming my chat box..

black black!

2009-06-29T18:45:00.000-07:00

thats how i would describe my self now..
its a schooling day but i am sitting down at home cause my skin is so bad i just refuse to go to school..
its peeling and red and painful..
i swear..! this is the last time i am ever going to play in the sun with out sunscreen!!!
and all this pain because of MHS carnival..
gosh! dreadful..barely sleep and rest!

on friday...on saturday..went for milk bath on monday!
cant even enjoy it cause of my burnt skin..they change my water from hot water to warm water..
stupid sun burn!!!
on friday morning when i heard the news about Michael Jackson had passed away..
i always cried in the car..
tragically!
unbelieveble!
he died!
i have always wanted to see him perform..but now..i wil never be able to see it anymore..

he is the greatest performer of all time..
no one else can sing or dance like him..
he is a music genius..
he is irreplaceable
he is the Moonwalker..
he is the KING of POP..

MJ,
as long your music is heard..
thats how long you will live..

updates~

2009-06-20T07:14:00.000-07:00

i think i shall start wid wei yi`s party tat many many ppl attended..

i would like to thank Ms Tan for organizing it!gosh..i wil be shit happy if this was for me!

she looked like miss india!

and i rly miss my frens..especially Aly, Jia Qi, Wei Yi, Cindy and many many more!
currently i am going tru a depressing phase..so many of my frens are leaving for JPA..
so sad..sad cause that they are leaving..sad cause i am left behind..!
argh!!!!

check out tis puppies!!! so adorable!!

escaped!

2009-06-09T23:30:00.000-07:00

went to singapore with my mum and younger sis on sunday..came back on monday!
considered an awesome trip cause my shopping bag was quite satisfying..woohoo!

trip highlights :

shopped

enjoyed hotel facilities
learn a game called saboteur
had sushi buffet

fell sick

went to the beach

BUMP INTO ASHA IN COTTON ON!!!

bought a new camera..*yay* finally!

goofing off~

2009-06-03T07:26:00.000-07:00

pics for the previous post..taken at pak putra!

100TH!!

2009-05-28T22:43:00.000-07:00

i almost din notice that this is my 100th post already..
hurray for me..
for a slack blogger like me..this is such an achievement..
but after 100th post..i still haven gotten enuf for my nuffie payment..*pissed*

today is monday..
finally the long awaited holidays are here..
its only the first day already i am not enjoying it..
i was so pissed off tis morning when my plan got canceled..
i was suppose to go jogging..din turn out right..
suppose to go movie..din turn out right oso..
*eeeee*
superly angry..hmph!!!

hopefully this will be better tomolo!!!
or else i gonna go cuckoo already..argh!

last nite..i join asha, angie and sarah for dinner..
at pak putra..over ate..
credits to asha..
she not only over packs, she also "over order" haha..
(pics for ystd will be uploaded as soon as asha send them to me)

for the pass two weeks..i hav been busy wid skool..
-finally started maths ttn..at mr lwee wan sim..
gosh he is funny..
i am rly impressed with his mouth muscles man..
he has 3 classes straight..each class 2hrs..he nvr stop talking for even a moment during class man!!!
AWESOME!
-i also attended a wedding wid my mummy..
-enjoyed skool!
-went shoppin!(i love padini sales)
-got new leggings! (thks to asha)

thats all for now!
<3

hown well do u know jaslyn ng?

2009-05-25T08:08:00.000-07:00

http://apps.facebook.com/quizdoyouknowme/take_quiz.jsp?q=6715017&key=MWVN

first week of skool!

2009-05-16T07:39:00.000-07:00

first week was orientation of course..

this week is one of the longest week of my life..
so dreadful..
i was like a fool..
goin around asking for names..
to make frens.. but wth man..
i cant even rmb it after like 5mins

haha

so at first..we were divided into group..
were told to do a musical performance..
and my group won 3rd placing lo..
i tot we deserve to be the champion..(most ppl agreed..bluek!)
BTW..i am in the arts stream..i hate it..but i hope its an easier path for me!

HERE MY CONFESSION!
i hate my new class..!!!
my class is like a cemetery..quiet..so quiet..the ppl are all zombified i guess..
not much of life..i was like a freak in the class..a vry noisy freak..
i felt like crying once i step into my class..
its a mathematics lab..ryt at the end of the skool..
at first we were stranded there for abt 30mins..
i shouted from the 3rdfloor..but no body seem to hear me..so sad!!
and in the class i can hear the echo when ever i talk..

anyway..
only the first week of skool i already attended a seminar of two days one nite at MITC..
its was sucha boring event..
me angel and neo attended it..
we talk the whole way tru..
and this guy came and ask us wat we tot abt the talks..
i laughed ryt in his face for two reason

1. i was embarrassed tat we dinno anything..
2. he actually paid attention?? haha.
we saw al sorts of too-bored behavior..
ppl drawing all sorts of stuff..
haha..
me and angel was more creative..we decided to name out all the cute guys we noe...
and RANK them!
of course the lists are confidential..bluek!
got this so not creative guy started tracing his fon shape on the paper provided..
we stayed at the lousy hotel..man..the tv din work..and the place stunk!
the only thing i enjoyed was the buffet breakfast..
i was excited for more than 24hrs to eat free flow koko krunch!!!
hahahahahah..its my new fav next to ROCKY!!

i like the strawberry flavor best..hehe..
here are some pics during the seminar..

i noe i look mad..

and to show of my photography skill..i told neo to post and i took a picca..
and hell she look so emo..(tat was the aim of the picca)
and so i proved tat i am!

oh ya..almost forgot..we met tis local actor at mitc promoting his new movie..
new unknown movie..
not gonna reveal who and what la cause i have nothing nice to say abt it..
haha..
but i do have smth to say abt another malaysian production
SELL OUT!!!
aawwwhh...peter davis..shoot me dead man!
he is so cute!!!
the movie plot sucked..
but luckily they manage to hire this peter dude to cover up for it..
so its still worth my 6bucks..

nyehehehe..

to all my blog follower..due to skool..i wont be blogging often..
but i wil try..
keep viewing!

oh no..

2009-05-03T07:41:00.000-07:00

gosh..everyone..i just found out that form6 starts in a week tym..
super sad than my long vacation is coming to an end..
its like my vacation in cabo( mexico ) just got hit by the swine flu..
can u see the drama?

haha..
anyways..anyone have any idea wats shoe to wear?
black or white

anyways..i gonna miss staying up late and getting up late..
i gonna miss the freedom of goin out during the days with my boo without needing permission..
i ahte skool!!!

2009-05-01T07:40:00.000-07:00

sry everyone tat i haven been blogging..
some of u must be thinking each tym clicking on my blog..
y tis horrible blogger dun update..?
haha..

first of all..happy labour's day

lately..nothing exciting happen to me at all..so tooting bored..
anyways..i finally got my hard earn money..YAY! me..
took my dog to the vet wid my own money le..

p/s jul: see..i love him so muchie lo..

oh ya..i am sucha jerk man..
today my fren came back from sg..
she ask me where am i..if i wanna visit her..
not knowing abt anything..
i keep bragging abt wanting to visit her when she is back in sg..
and asking her to teman me there...
but hell crap..angel told me she is bak cause her granddad passed away...
i am rly dumb man..
shame on me..
sry for being so not sensible...haha..

many things in mind tat i wanna do...

go to sg for shopping
get a french medicure
fly a kite..
buy a black skinny and a white skinny..damn i nid it..
earn more money
play mahjong
i wanna go for a swim wid my gals
make smth interesting happen

we love u dyna..

2009-04-15T20:58:00.000-07:00

sad so say..another good fren of mine has left for college..
but she is not far away..so its not tat bad..just no hanging on the fon..
suckie!

last tuesday we had a farewell wid her...at the pirates..lame place..
i was suppose to be having my extreme shopping spree in kl tat day..but my trip was totally shorten for her..haha..
and for that..we both agree that i am an awesome fren..haha..
my kl trip sucked like hell..din buy a shit lo..
hopefully will have more luck in sg next week..i notice i look red in some of the picca..
i think its after a long tired day..tats wat happen!
same things goes for the ppl in my family..gens!

tis morning i had an awful nite mare..gosh!
i dreamt its saturday and i was god damnit late for work..
haha..so glad it was just a blardy dream..

p.s to dyna
i wil miss u k..cant wait to go visit u in semenyih..haha..

the gay fuckers in the house..lol..
btw..dont yall think stripe is a lil over rated..
i am not even sure if its stil trendy..but its definately ugly..well..especially on roy..
cause he is a lil thick..not fat...thick..
so sickening to go to a place and see so many in black and white stripes..
its like walking into the jailhouse..
i hate black and white stripes!

2009-04-09T07:57:00.000-07:00

oooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayy....
so lazy to update boy..
but anyways..
lately my boredom have gone up to a whole new level..
i have been reading sweet valley high..the old teen story books my older sis owns..
i am damn desperate..haha..

anyways..i manage to do smth fun..
tis is how i live my days now..i plan smth major to do each week so tat i have smth to look forward each week rather than sit and die of boredom..
last week i think..i went to KL with my boo..it was a day trip there..
i wont call it fun la..but its better than sitting at home..we din do much there..short time..
and he was being such a lazy ass cause he din wanna walk at all..which totally pissed me off..
but i din bother fighting bak la..he was nice enuf to take me there already..haha..
tho i am not in most of the picca cause he was to reluctant to take a picca of me..so mean..

other than that..i have been ctahing up with MDG..
haha..when u put a group of gals in the same house of course u get lots of shit fights..
most of them wud say..i am here for the competition..
i gonna focus..
bla bla bla..
talk shit k..
the conflict betwen juanita and natasha is really stupid..
natasha have issues with everyone is guess,,
first he almost hates ming..now she is besties with her?
great..
and Pinky is really there just to stir up the shit..lol..
she is pretty and has great potential to play a doll..
a dumb doll..speaking is so not your thing gal..

tats all for now..

play your role, save your home ; vote earth

2009-03-27T00:05:00.000-07:00

tomolo is the 28 of march 2009,

meaning EARTH HOUR is tomorrow..

to the folks that haven notice the commotion that is goin around!
to vote for earth, pls do switch of your lights starting from 8.30-9.30pm..
as shown in the poster..
only one hour and u can show ur love for ur planet..
so, to does who actually thinks that tv is more important..(u noe who u are)..
walk to the end of the world and jump off alryt?
but actually its ok to watch tv i guess..it says switch of ur lights..
not ur tv..so watch in the dark..

i am kinda surprise how tis campaign is making an impact..
in my neighbourhood, even all the sam ku luk po ( aunties)are paying attention and are willing to sacrifice their drama time for Earth Hour..
some so committed and drastic i would say..are goin to turn of their fridges..
when the food goes bad than we wil see wat they have gotta say..
haha..
and also..my cuzzies even said tat her family are goin to have dinner early to avoid eating in the dark..
so cute la..!!
even in my house..it has became a topic of convos..
and my maid did make a point..
we always complaint when theres the blackout..how to participate..?
haha..
i like her humour!
but she is ryt..so i tink prolly the fan in my house will be on............................
but that way we can have candles..
ok..bad idea..i like candles!
actually i think the shud have a candle lighting ceremony in my neighbor hood..so romantic!
haha..

anyways ppl..ebuf of my blabbling..
..do it four ur planet alryt?
support earth hour!
http://www.earthhour.org/home/

updates!

2009-03-22T21:50:00.000-07:00

i haven been updating my blog..

too caught up with heavy work loads and stuff..
i`ve been working in my mum`s office doin data entry..
hanging out in her company is fun..
seeing all the conflict in a company..
and almost everyone there are female..
woohoo!
battle of the bitches!
and oso..i have been doin part time job as a coordinator..
my part tym job is suppose to be like confidential..
sorta company policy i tink..so i can say much about it..

and FYI, my results totally flop..so er.nothing much to say abt it..
except the fact that my teacher said good for u cause u dont do ur homework..
i was like wtf man??
so mean!!

now that ns is over..the results concern are outta my mind..
me and my pals are quite bz with outtings and stuff to do before continueing our studies..

wei yi and jia qi came bak from sg last week..
i totally envy the fact tat they are studying abroad already..
altho sg is not tat far away..but still!!!
we had a gathering..both in zen..
so pricee lo..
ps. the food sucks and the price is a killer..no more going there pls..!
and i oso spend some time wid my boo..
hanging out and
oh ya! attended a wedding..
which was kinda weird..for me to attend a wedding tat has no family connection or wats so ever..
just merely cause i noe tis ppl..
feels so old!
oh ya..sammy..heres a picca of my dog!

2009-03-10T05:40:00.000-07:00

we never fail to camwhore..
..haha..i am damn stupid looking lo..haha..

sry peeps tat i havent been blogging much..too bz wid work..
will update soon!!

whacky.withlove,J

2009-02-22T07:00:00.000-08:00

L.O.V.E

how i wish i can be as gay as i seem like here..(gay-->happy)

i kissed a gurl..and i like..(and im damn straight alryt!)

TADAH!
i never fail to potray a character..spooky me..

stupidity isnt always fun..but definately entertaining..

i think the guide`s uniform makes me a lil cuckoo

for sum reasons..the beach makes me feel so at ease..

*meow*

judging by the the look on my face..i am glad it wasnt a strip card..haha..

(ignore my pants pls)
to prove tat i aint no sissy fart haha!!!

me lurve~

there`s nvr a bad tym for McDonalds..(i`m lovin it)

maybe outdoor isnt tat bad..haha..

when madness strikes!

i can be the next Nigel Barker..haha..
madness alert!!!

ladies day~

2009-02-19T07:12:00.000-08:00

well..on the 14..

me and my gals had our vry own plan..
being dateless.. haha..
heres my "love" story..
angeline -----> my mate..
adyna -----> the...the...the kelefei?
haha i met up wid them at 9..
my mum send me there..no car! sob~
we were suppose to catch a muvee..
curious case of benjamin buttons!!!!*melting*
haha..
brad pitt made my valentine boy..
*love*
the story line was awesome..
the show was damn long..
which is a good thing..
i <3>
(because of brad pitt..the next movie tat i wanna catch is burn after reading..no matter how dumb it my be..teehee~ )
argh!!!
brad pitt is so so so so cute when his face was in the 20s..
*drool*
i love pitt..
no wonder angelina jolie cudnt resist him..haha..
i din like cate blanchett for 2 reasons..
1) she looks kinda bad at certain angle
2) she was nude wid brad..*grin* haha.. i love the story abt the clock..
the clock tat goes the reverse way..
a great story..

tats for the movie..
back to my story..
b4 the movie..
we went for food..
din exactly eat..
me and dyna had bread..
while angel had XXL (yucky) chicken..
haha.. the shilin shop ppl damn lazy lo..
we waited for so long..
so while waiting..
we took picca..haha.. allot allot of piccas.. haha.. check out miss horny buttock! haha..

cholo is buried in me..haha..
thks for making my V~day gals...

V~day

2009-02-13T07:57:00.000-08:00

its time for roses and chocolates!!

hope hu ever hus reading tis have a happy valentine! =D

to the guys..
shower ur loved ones wid love and gifts..
us gal like to receive not tat we are materialistic but it just show us u care...
make an effort to spice things up..
its not tat gals like to spend ur money..
we just like to have smth special wid the one we love..
so dun make vday smth negative aite?
oh ya...dun forget to them tat they look beautiful for those who are goin on dates..CRUCIAL!

to the gals..
says hu gals only receive and no nid to giv uh??
give a lil more effort to ur other half so tat its fair..
if ur partner is a numbskull..dun bother hinting..just start hitting ok?
haha..

the "can"

2009-02-11T08:19:00.000-08:00

the loo, the johnny`s, wat ever u call it..

it all comes bak to the place where u pee and poop..
a place where every one do their business..
great!

so anyways..
today`s post wil be on toilet..
and irresponsible toiler user..
yes! tat means u..and u and u!!
all of u are guilty of bad toiler manners..

goin into the loo..
close the door..
lock it..
squad and pee...ON THE FLOOR!
which part of the toilet bowl tat u cant see??

next..
goin to the toilet where its all seated.!
oh come on..
u climb on it and make it ur own squad toilet!
how bad is tat??

not flushing..throwing pads into the pee hole..
tissues everywhere..
i dunno abt the guys...
i am sure all gals are guilty of it!
ha!

two weeks of working in the mall means two weeks of public toilet..
man..have sum toilet etiquette will u ppl?
see and u wil understand!
(dun call me a perv for the piccas!)
tats an example of bad toilet..
why can u just hang the pipe bak on..
instead of putting it there and let the rest of the world pee on it??

tats how it shud be done ppl!
tis is for not flushing!

altho it says auto flush..its not tat hard to just hit the button ok..
and everyone can have it clean!

for those who cant aim..shame on u!!!even an elephant can do it better..and gals..u noe wat the blue bin is for..make use of it..
ren-to-kil!

*just4laugh*

random updates~

2009-02-08T08:27:00.000-08:00

only one emo post already i so freak out by my self..i dunno how the rest of the ppl does it.. sry abt the lousy last post!

so anyways..its the last day of CNY already..
15days pass so fast..*blink blink* and its gone..
need to wait one more year for tis festive mood to come along..
(i already started planning for my next near year shopping trip..i noe..i am a freak..haha)

my CNY was kick start with my boo`s homecoming..(from NS)
its was his bday when he came back..
he so adorable to ask his ask to pick him up on the 24th when the suppose date to come bak was 25th just because its his bday..
i manage to bug him to take me to a nice dinner..
altho at first was quite suckie..
i bought a new dress just to go out wid him and he say his gonna only wear tshirt..so angry wid him..
but i won the war of the wardrobe anyways..
we din do much cause the nite was short..
i left home late cause i went shopping..
at my hse..we shop til the last day of CNY..
we went dinner..walk around the cruise place..wanted to take it..but the crowd was massive..and sight-seeing at the lantern exhibiton which was kinda cool..

near year`s eve wasnt sucha bang..
gotta up late..so we hurried to make the pie tat we were suppose to make..
we have reunion lunch..not dinner..
my cousins came over and we all ate together..mummy did all the cooking..
wid, of course the help from my maid or else she wud be complaining like hell..
oh ya..check out my new bed sheets..dun say i am kiddie hor!!
as for nite..
we only had steamboat among ourselves..ntg much..
than prayer lo..
din take any picca oso..cannot ber bothered..

we woke up late on the first day of new year..how wonderful..
overslpt!
got dressed up..went to my aunt`s hse..
and my cousin gave me eyelash extention..
i felt like a freak man! but i dunwanna hurt her feelings..haha
she looks great wid it..but i dun..and sumone commented my older sis look like lang sai(lion) wid it..haha..
din do much cause of the short time left after waking up late..
went to my mum`s besties hse..
and than came home and left to my boo`s hse..
man! my sis scratch my dad`s car and made us all think she already told him..
so funny..
ps to jul..he just found out less than a week ago..! u fool!!!

aiya..i cannot be bothered to go day by day already..
too much! and my CNY was quite a flop..
so i wil just name all the highlights!

1) when visiting wid pals on the 4th day
2) cousin from JB came..took her out and shopping..
3) when on the mlk cruise twice in one week!
4) mum yee`s bday + cny open hse
5) slpt over at asha`s

6) asha came over and we did sum crazy stuff..tried threading!(awful experience) 5bucks to be in pain!

7) help the gymnast to make up for the performance for Ali Rustam(which he din turn up!!!) at DP
8) got my pay of 77bucks..i suck man..spent it b4 gettin it..suppose to be 460!
9) gamble wid my sis frens till late nite..lost so much money tats y i highlight
it..muahaha..
10) went to the fun fair for the first tym of my life..so pricee lo!!
anyways! happy Chinese new Year yall..
~XOXO~

emotion spills

2009-02-02T02:58:00.000-08:00

so tired of pretending..
u are tired..i have no doubt..
but i doubt u noe i am too..

so tired of being cheated..
smth u wil never learn how it feels..

so tired of being mistreated..
smth we both felt on this winding road..

feeling so low..
cause i dun hav a choice..
only left to wait..
wait..
wait..waiting to wake up from the nite mare..or izit just the beginning..?

no longer able trust..
i want to..but its hard to..

to lose is also to gain..
but wats more?
its so hard to balance..

i am not perfect..
i cant be hu u want me to be..
but i am willing to learn..
but wil u?

work!

2009-01-09T08:54:00.000-08:00

sry peeps..i having been active on blogging lately..
i am working ten to ten daily..
so everynight after i come home..
i am just too tired..
anyways..
i declined the waitress job and ended up a promoter in MP..
selling ah lian clothes..
i feel so sry for my self..
i always tot ah lian clothes are creations of the freaks or for freaks..
and i am selling it now..
goin against my own tots just for money..
like selling my soul to the ah lian devil..
tsk..shame on me..
if u do bump into me..dun say hi unless i initial k..
i wil blush like the baboon`s butt..
so stay away!

hey funny! do read..
from wikipedia..( i never expect to find it there)

Ah Lian is a pejorative term commonly given to a certain group of young Chinese girls in Southeast Asia, especially Singapore and Malaysia. These Chinese girls, whose collective age ranges from their adolescent years to late 20s, are usually centralised in the busier and more developed cities in the region. They are regarded as bimbos, and are stereotyped as anti-intellectual, superficial, materialistic, and shallow.

Ah Lians are commonly stereotyped as having hair dyed in gaudy and bright colours, and attired in fashion mimicking hip-hop culture, or outdated Japanese fashion, although how much of this is true is debatable. Most of Ah Lians are wearing fashions that are out dated and they still have their hair straightened with thick fringe. They love to take own pictures and imitate the way Japanese girls take their pictures which is by making their eyes look big and puffing their cheeks. Few more examples of the way they take pictures are by putting a horizontal 'Peace sign' on their eye, putting a fist facing outwards on their puffed cheek. Another distinct feature of an Ah Lian is they swear in most of their conversations just like Ah Bengs. Much like their male counterparts - that is, Ah Bengs - Ah Lians are also thought of as being excessively flashy and show-offs.

The Ah Lian "culture" is especially prevalent in the secular Chinese educational system schools, typified by their frequent use of vulgarities and appearance in cliques (joined by their male counter parts Ah Bengs).

Ah Lians commonly speak in a kind of hybrid mix of Singlish or Manglish and Chinese, or Chinese-related dialects. It is also common for the grammar from these dialects to cross over English usage, creating English phrases with Chinese grammar.

Ah Bengs and Ah Lians love techno music. One can immediately spot an Ah Beng's or Ah Lian's car on the road. Their cars are usually heavily modified with big exhaust pipes, and powerful woofer set at the back of the car. They usually drive very fast while listening to loud techno music in their car.

18!

2009-01-05T21:11:00.000-08:00

gosh..i am turning 18 in less than a week
so quickly time pass...
i still rmb there was once i wanted to watch a horror movie tats rated 18..failed to enter..
and now.i am legal to watch those movies d..

the point is..i am turning 18..alone..so sad!!!
my bf is in NS..sum my gurlfrens are going away to study or maybe on holiday..
how sad is tat..
18 suppose to be like the major bday or smth..but mine is so gonna be solemn..hate it!!!

hate getting old..hate getting old by my self! how suckie..!

i noe its totally self obssesed of me to be thinking how to spend my bday..haha..but hu cares..
u only turning 18 once ryt..?

oh ya...not forgetting my bday wish list 2009! (nyahahahha)

1) a new handbag from adidas/ allein dellon

2) a new handphone..(tats to my mum and dad..)

3) a pair of galdiator slipers..

4) a debit card..i aint asking for credit card k mum..

5) a pair of mng jeans

6) a mascara from Anna Sui

7) a new concealer from Anna Sui oso..

8) cake! tats crucial..

9) flowers...(fat hopes since my boo is not around..)

10) a hug from all my frens!

National Service

2009-01-04T06:50:00.000-08:00

if u are not chosen..be vry thankful..

altho i am not..yet i am not thankful cause my man is there now..

and suprisingly..he is a leftenan there..i barely believe it when he told me..

haha..

so anyways..i went to visit him today..

so nice to see him after..1week..7 days...168hours..

i miss him like crazy..but i am getting use to it already...its not tat i am not missing him anymore..just tat i am getting ok to be alone...i stil miss him hell loads..

so today.. i went for my job interview..and i got the job..as a waitress..

i hate the job cause it starts on the 2nd day of CNY..how shitty is tat..

hate it..so i am trying to decline it now..

any suggestion?

after the interview i went home and roy`s aunt came and pick me up..

so nice of her..

the journey there was almost 1 and a half hour..so damn long man..

i was getting a car sick..

left my house at 12smth..stop around to pick up food and stuff..reach there at 2..

so many families was there..quite pack!

oh ya.. so coincidence..my dear fren bavani is in the same camp as him..team mates too!

his got transform into an ET..haha..

i never tot tat there wil be a day where i say i miss his hair..haha..

missing u so much ton..

goodbye aly!( dedicated to u)

2009-01-03T08:39:00.000-08:00

Specimen : 001

Name : Alysha Chua Lee Fern ( i gave the the back name haha..ALEEFERN..get it?)

Animal sign : Elephanto

Likes : books( bought over 200buck when we were in peneng..madness), peace and
quiet ( hardly gets it when around me and asha), making fun of Jaslyn and Adyna,
Pn Poh ( cause she is Pn Poh`s niece), money (everytime Mr Ngim give us money she
gets real happy), Jaslyn (haha..at least i tink so), basketball and football, KFC
(yuck!)..wearing torn clothes( appears to be windy and comfortable!). burping alphabets

Dislike : ppl asking abt her chinese name( she nvr had one), being short, being called short,
bimbos, big hair, jaslyn`s burp ( hell i am good!), losing at basketball games(haha..we
once team up and got third place..our team was name the FLASHER.. it was flasher
season in my school..i am serious), being alone wid jaslyn..it kills her!), being pick by Pn
Poh when she fall aslp in class, Pizza Hut (she is jinx..bad things alwsys happen when
she is there)..being push over when having a hiccup (i push her over the chair with the
intention to cure her hiccup and she fell over the chair and end up on the floor..ganas
boy me!) haha..being trick by me..( MP = mobile phone, EMO= electronic motion haha)

Year Of discovery : 2001 ( when we were 10..we became besties!)

Affiliate : the MOO tribe (hell! we mooed in class allot..just for laugh haha..)

heres the thing..my dear fren aly is leaving fot KTJ tomolo..haiz..after so many years of skooling together..we are gonna part already..so sad..see..we are frens since we were 10.. sat next to her bak than..she is rly nice..funny and short..and funny and short..and nice and funny..and short..haha..during our tym being in the same tuition was awesomely fun!..nvr gonna forget the days in Mrs. Liao tuition..(hate the fact tat we are all grown up..feel like the character in rugrats..)..honestly..noeing aly is one of the best thing tat ever happen to me..

to aly : thks for encouraging me to study bak than..or else i might have ended up being a real bimbo already..(i am almost crying already)..thks for being sucha a good fren..thks for being a fren when i have none..(tears rolling)..thks for making me laugh so much..like asha say..ILU!

ps to aly! : i miss the good old days of dodo bird, elephant and giraffe!! ;(

to aly..we are gonna miss u hell allot aite..and best of luck in KTJ..

lots of love baybeh!!

2009-01-01T05:05:00.000-08:00

2008 REVIEW!!

wat can i say abt my year 2008..

ok..lets see wat can i rmb..

lets begin wid last yr`s new year..

well..unlike tis yr...

i din rly celebrate..

tis year i actually went to countdown for the vry first time..

yay me!

**************

another good thing tat happen was my driving license..

whoahohoho!..

tats my ultimate freedom ticket but oso the begining of a debtful life..

i met 3 accidents in a year..

3
3

gosh! i suck at driving i noe..

my mum almost kill me...

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oh ya..forgot to mention abt the vry important SPM..

it just came and go so quickly..

rushing for ttn was no biggie..clowning around was a big issue..

all the time in library was fun..more fun than studying..

haha..

SPM...been there..done there..

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the end 2008 is oso the end of my secondary skooling life..

hate it and love it at the same time..

how suckie..

definately gonna miss my frens..

mis the excitement of skipping classes..

facing ah poh ( my chemistry t`cher)

oh ya..not forgeting the ever so good..nasi goreng cili padi..yummy!

and oso staying late for recess pretending to be on koperasi duty..

playing dumb wid my frens..

haha..

i can say i am quite a terrible student la..

haha..

********************

my love life was a lil rough..

but i guess u nid to go tru ups and downs to learn to appreciate..

spread love ppl..not hate..

*****************

oh ya..my frens..

wil nvr forget them..

gurlies..thanks for making my life so almost happy..

and i am sure i make u guys happy too..bluek!

********************

2008 is definately a party party year..

tons of partying..

********************

oh yes! the prom tat me and my gurlies organised..

i guess we pull it of quite well..

loved it..

************

and oso a visit from my gurly in canada..

altho we din have much time together..

but i promise i wil make it up to u aite..?

sry sammy... **********************

holiday wid my frens..

lotsa partying..

met new ppl...
had a dog!
and..well..all i can say is i have a great year..and i am hell thankfull abt it..

lastly..

happy new year everyone!!!

my very merry xmas!

2008-12-27T08:55:00.000-08:00

i decorated the x mas tree in my house by my self!!!!

i can say i had quite a blast for x-mas!

getting and giving presents is way fun..

let me tell the story now..

ok..first me and my sister plan to hav tis big x mas dinner wid my family..

and i took tis opportunity to bring my bf home!

aha..

preparation for the dinner was a long process...

buy turkey..plan the menu..bla bla bla..

on christmas eve..i just stayed home and bake cookies and cakes..

wanted a ginger bread man..but turn out like crap..haha..

there was also presents exchange..my older sister got me a make up set..

ps. i am on make up lesson noe! haha..

on x-mas..we make pie..soup..macroni and cheese..honey dew sago..

the cooking took so long..but less than hour..we finish the food..

haha..such pigs!

after dinner..my sis fren send over the puppy we wanted...

hell its cute..

but pee none stop..

we call him the pee pee boy

its name is modo-modo(the name is so good u have to say it twice..)

its looks the dog in bolt..

meaning it looks like bolt..

haha..

its a he..and i dunno the breed...its mix...

on boxing day..

which happen to be a day b4 NS(stupid)!

and my boo left me for ns!

haiz..

so on the 26..i make him spend the whole day wid me..hehe..

he was awesomely sweet..

i melted like butter man!!!

i love u roy..and i miss u hell much now!

we went to wat bedtime story!

great movie btw..

so was ip man..

watched them both..

but ip man was on sum other day..

donnie yen is so cool!!!!

haha..

after movie we went to carrefour to buy his needs for NS..

and i force him to walk me to the newly discovered fort..altho he was tired but he stil did!!!

later we went to eat at david's place and left for home..

tats how my x mas went!

burn!

2008-12-21T07:17:00.000-08:00

yellow ppl!

some of u readers shud noe tat i just came bak from a formosa wid my frenzies..

since 2 ppl already blogged abt it..so i wil not repeat la..

but i wud like to thk cindy for the place! altho i hated the cockroaches

(just 2days there we found 3 yak!!)..

i came bak wid a aweful sunburn!!

my bak started peeling purple coloured skin..i dunno y..

and i look indianish! haha..

hopefully it wil go away soon!!!

i love the trip!!!!!=D

2008-12-11T08:59:00.000-08:00

just sharing my dumb discovery!

i am sure everyone have tried tis "health" drink..VITAGEN rite?

if u haven..u are probably a Martian..haha..

anyways..

heres the thing..

while i was in penang in the cable car..

i was looking at this vitagen ad on the cable car wind screen..

being inside the vehicle..the picture was laterally inverted from my view

i notice tat it spells NEGATIV..negative w/o the E..
hows tat!
haha..

ps.i dunno if it was intention of the founder..*shrug*

vitagen=negativ!

2008-12-11T06:50:00.000-08:00

WANTED!

i nid part time jobs!!!

if u have any pls introduce..

job criteria : a) part time (not everyday..best its on weekend)

b) in melaka (for those tat dun noe where i am from)

c) in town area or near malim

d) reasonable pay

e) only day shift

p.s email me at jas_ng12@hotmail.com if u noe where i can get a job! thks

2008-12-08T07:00:00.000-08:00

man! i am one happy gal today..

went ona shopping spree and got my self the dress i wanted..

wohoo!!!

thks mum!

bak from penang!

2008-12-05T08:42:00.000-08:00

hey ppl...

i am bak from penang..

just today..

i went there on tuesday morning..

with WEI YI, ASHA, JIA QI and ALY..

the trip is tiring but overall FUN!

lotsa craziness and adventures..

Day 1

we gathered at the sentral at 9 smth..

they had breakfast at mcD..

i went for fishball noodles!

hehe..

than the bus left at 10smth.. the tisket was definately pricey..(petrol now so cheap but the price stil no go down!nofair)

the journey was so damn long..

its 8hours!!!

for lunch break..

we stop at tis deserted place..

the shop is not deserted..but the location is...

the food was not appetizing at all..

and its cleanliness gred was B..

a big fat B!!!

so..instead of eating the food at the cafeteria..

we had ramli burger..

after getting the burger,we sat down at the cafeteria...

there was tis two nonsense boys tat kept playing with the song machine..

so annoying..

they play the song and run away! crappy much!

than on the bus we din do much..too tired..

1/4 of my face is gone..yet asha said she is a good photographer..

when we arrive..wei yi1s mum told us to meet her at copthorn hotel..

we took a cab..a vry expensive cab..

RM14 per person!!!!

like daylight robbery man..

when we got there..

so coincidence the toy musuem was outside the hotel..

which was great!!

tis place is a combinations of creativity and freakiness..

it has an Egyptian base interior..

tis place has over 100000 toys..

toy maniac!

many of them are based on cartoon and movie..

here are some of my fav!

we motice tat they rly like angelina jolie..there was abt 3 life size doll of her..

after visiting the toy museum..wei yi`s mum send us to out apartment..

leisure cove..

pretty homely place..

washed up and left for batu ferringhi..

had dinner there..

the food was quite ok...

best part was..its free..

wei yi`s aunty paid..

thks wei yi`s aunty!

haha..

along the whole of the street was the nite market..

losta cheap stuff..

but din buy much cause it started pouring..

me and jia qi got wet..sad..

we walk for awhile and headed back to the apartment..

we were drop dead tired..

so tat was day1..

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Day 2

we got up early and took the bus to penang road..

i hate the waiting for the bus!!!

being unlucky..we always bump into freaks..

and asha never fails to freak out...haha..

at penang road..we had breakfast..walk around the smelly market..

and went to the chowrasta market..

we were looking for the second hand book store..

we spend almost 2hours there..me and asha almost died of boredom!

so we decided to buy sum stuff..

and we got ourselves scarfs and looking like a dumb ass

after tat we went to komtar..

met a guy hu tried to trick us to go up to the 60th level of komtar tower..

dunno wat is he up to..we quickly escape..haha..

we had kfc for lunch cause we needed the air cond..

after lunch was beach tym..

look! we had to climb over the road divider to cross! haha

*pics are not wid me..wil upload when i get them..

we were clowning around after the beach..haha..

after beaching..we went to gurney plaza..

got myself a pair of shoes..and ntg else..

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Day 3

we went to bukit bendera..

damn it sucks!

hot and ntg scenic actually..

cause the rail was underconstruction..

so we only went up half way..

went all the way there and almost got kidnap by some maniac!!

after catching the bus..we went to queensbay mall and later bak to gurney plaza..

tis is a wishing well..vry cool!

had lunch at PHOP(paddinton house of pancake)

good food!

me and asha had express pedicure cause we were bored and tired of walking

had an early dinner at pasta mania

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Day 4

bak to melaka!

2008-11-27T04:28:00.000-08:00

IGOR!

my older sis came bak from sg for 4 days..

we went to catch IGOR ystd..

was a pretty nice muvee..

my fav character was Scamper(the suicidal cat)

haha..

he is cute!

to those hu havent seen it..
igor is not the character name..
its just a group of hunch bak ppl hu wil end up being mad scientist` assitant..
the main character DUN HAVE A NAME!!!

me like IGOR,

2008-11-25T06:09:00.000-08:00

bak from spm!

*fuh*

its almost over already..

i have one more sub ( account) to go sumor..

my blog have been dead for more than a month...

i hereby announcing its revival baybeh!!!!

muahahaha..

;)

catch up wid me!!!

bunny!!!

2008-10-15T06:26:00.000-07:00

bunny in the house baybeh!!

this show is awesome!!!

big time!!

haha..

to those hu tink tis show is all abt bimboism..

shame on u!

nvr judge a movie by its poster!

haha..

gurliehood = unbreakable!

hotness : 10/10

When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority - who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide... but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves.

question!

2008-10-15T05:48:00.000-07:00

can u shit ur eye balls out?

i had food poisoning last nite..

so did irene..

her case was worst..

haha..

i tink it was cuase of the keropok lekor last nite..

bad fish!!!

when ya class mate say act dumb..dun buy it!look how stupid i look!

cy`s bday..nvr seen b4 picca...

can u spot my pathetic head..!

class party phota as i mentioned b4.. tis photo was taken last..during maths class..haha..

i was trying to distract my maths teacher of teaching by taking picca..

it work!!!! muahaha

over at shin mei`s place

during my mum`s bday celebration..

went to ktv..

i am one hell of a party animal!!!!haha..

2008-10-13T16:17:00.000-07:00

ASETS
-----> a broken heart
-----> a pool of tears
-----> an empty wallet
-----> 10 half coloured toenails
-----> a terrible maid

ps...i am not emofied...

cindy day..

2008-10-12T20:12:00.000-07:00

hey cindy..
i do rmb ur bday k..
but i was too busy ystd and my fon was outta credit..
so..
i just wanna wish ya happy bday and stay cute!

out of total boredom

2008-10-07T07:52:00.000-07:00

after trial..

me and my frens hav gone haywire!

today,

we were terribly bored.

me and asha took shawna`s file and rub it on our armpit..

just to gross her out!

muahahaha..

evil plan was a succes..!

eunice`s pencilbox was also victimised..

haha..

than we also had a dumb competition..

we were trying not to laugh while staring at each other face..

but our funny face is irresistable..(except for adyna..we din laugh)

haha..

than we change the "event"..

and we were suppose to make one person laugh..

the person tat can last the longest is the winner..

weiyi did the timing..

XUAN LING was the loser! hahaha...

man! we were bored!

holidays..

2008-09-29T11:07:00.000-07:00

its the hari raya holidays already...

i noe tis is gonna sound nuts..

but i can feel Chinese new year already..

muahaha...

cannot wait any longer..

hehe...

i haven been updating for quite a while..

*lazeeness*

and kinda obsessed wid the kuwakchai game..

*ah lian pose number 2*

haha..

i am an ah beng in the game anyways..

lately..

everything have been quite boring for me..

last friday my class had its class party..

its was for last yr classmates cause of the ultra good sales from the classmagazines..

haha..

so 4sc1 class of 2007 was there..

there were 10 absentees...(no refund hor!)

i dun have many photos of it..

my camera too lau ya to be brought out of the hse...T.T...

but is til try to get smtg for blogging..

haha...

have i mention the meal cost 700 bucks..

it was buffet at le garden..

(suppose to be at sibaraku one..but then ..ok..but then the sibaraku ppl vry stupid lo...fon oso can spoil..i call call call..cannot get..can die..go there they say full hse..so we went to le garden..)

the herbal egg was suckie..so bitter..*bluek*

than so happen i sat wid afifah..and mei yun..

walao..they bong kang til max...

they put the tandoori chicken which was suppose to be for the grilling in to my steamboat soup..

first we tot which uncivilized person mix the scoop for the tomyam into the normal soup..

causing the soup to look pink...eewwww...

pink soup aint good..

but we were so wrong..

the truth was...AFIFAH and MEI YUN`s tandoori chicken..!!!!!

i almost had a heart attack...

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the next event was shin mei`s bday..

it was steamboat again..

but its the typical type wid the nice fish and chicken..and pork..and sausage..meatball..no tandoori chicken..and the soup was absolutely normal!

haha..

but the pictures are wid wanyin..

wil try to get it asap i hope..

*************

readers pls take note..

my car was poopified by PU XUAN LING..

tat bloody pussydick galfren of mind step on dog poop and enter my car..

so eeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but then again...u are stil my galfren..so nvm la..haha..

oh..see tis big tub of stuff...

i cudnt believe my eyes...its a tub of shampoo!!!so huge man..

it can last the whole yr or more..

so kiasu man my mum..

see..the biscuit is so cute lo..

my mum ask me y buy tis biscuit..

i say cause the bear bear vry nice..haha..

inside got strawbery cream..

so yummy!

.....

i am sucha a nice sister i brought my sis out for food tat day..

haha..

and even to mp to see her dumbass mp3..

but she so terrible..

she show my mum my monthly report card..

got screwed so badly..

evil sister!!!!

i was so mad i almost show the middle finger..

*angry*

*yay! i manage to cramp everything into 1 post..*

keene kong!

2008-09-18T08:20:00.000-07:00

keena kong is just a nick name i gave my classmate..

who i fear allot..

when i look at her today..

the feeling of digust feels my every cell...

when she walks..

i tumble and fall..

when she talks..

i wil cough..

haha..

i am evil..

but she is weird..

i freak out..

as she turns around..

to give her deadly stare..

sry keena kong..

u are just too strong..

the way u knock my table..

as u stumble in front of me..

i cant help but to burst in to laughter..

hahahahahaha...

off bloging

2008-09-12T05:28:00.000-07:00

sry ppl hu viewed my blog expecting smth..
but sadly..i am currently having my SPM trial..
no much tym for blogging...
*sigh*

well..
lately my life have been kinda messy...*sob*
the trials is kinda bad..
totally screw up bio!!!!!
than my throat its like the CRO graph..
up and down...bad than good and bad AGAIN!!
sick of it..
and all the studying is taking its toll on my face..
my facial is a total waste already cause no rest..
bah!!!!
and i wanna complain lo..
tat day the gal hu did my face was a total noobie..
first time kena so terrible one..
dissapointed..!!
than my boo sumor sick..
making everything worst for me..
me and him to be more precise..!

anyways..
my lil sista just finish her UPSR..
so free d..
i so jealous...
*argh*

and lastly..
i wud like to apologise to my gal fren adyna..
i am vry sry if i had made things worst for u..
i din mean it..
sry..
*feeling awful*

ooppsie daisie..an accident..

2008-08-30T17:14:00.000-07:00

hey ppl...

guess wat!

i met an accident on friday afternoon!!!

freaky...!!!!!!!!!!!!

tis is how it happen..i was driving..

trying to turn to my left..

without notice there was 2 motorist behing me..i turn they turn..

they were two malay gals

i hit one of them..than she hit the fren..

so..both fell..

the funny part was i was crying like a baby..

and the victim was laughing..

i felt so bad..

the motor was in kinda bad condition..

so i have to pay for the damage..

i called my cousin and the bf..

the came and save my butt..

haha..

the damage cost RM200++..

i so bloody sad lo..

and my car oso scratch..

i sim tia like hell..

after tat i went to ttn..

suddenly the victim stupid mother call..

asking for "medical fee"..

babi!!!

say her duaghter complain pain wor..its was just a bloody cut la..the fell on grass k..

tink i stupid..

so i say i no money..i oso can pay u if got medical bill..

she oso dunno wat to say and hang up..

muahahaha..

when i go home..i cudnt decide to tell my mum anot..

after awhile i tot tat they gonna ask abt the car anyways..

so i told..

luckily no kena scold..

can settle debt sumor..

haha..

*yippie*

tis is sucha horrible experience..

to all new drivers..

dun freak out during an accident..!!!

moral of story: is tell ur parents abt it!

ps.to asha, irene, stefanie and all my frens hu freak out for me..i truly love u guys..

kuwakchai

2008-08-26T08:15:00.000-07:00

hello ppl..if u have any idea abt tis game..pls tell..
my darn fren adyna ask me to play..but din teach how..
i am so stuck..
help!

www.kuwakchai.com

birthdayZZ..

2008-08-18T07:54:00.000-07:00

tis month is like bday month..
so i wud like to wish shawna, xuanling, alysha,xue ying, my sista julyn and er...hu ever la k..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..

anyways..
ystd..we went to celebrate shawna and xuanling birthday..
they treat! haha..

before living the hse i had major wardrobe breakdown..i din noe wat to wear..

it too me an hour to decide..making me an hour late..haha..

sry adyna for making ya wait..

*note..my top is actually a skirt..i am genius with cloth..haha..

the plan was dinner and muvee..
when we were walking to nadeje..we took sum picca..

dinner at nadeje was fine..

the food was alryt..the environment was cool..

its was worth the 90bucks..hehe..

in between we had sum spare time so we went for karoake..the ones in the arcade..*teehee*

it was fun to max until the old ass guy told us to leave the cell cause its maximum for 4..haha..

the nite was awesome untill the horrible muvee man..

xuanling fell aslp..and the rest of us got so bored! haha..

WALL-E = DUMBNESS....*PURE DUMBNESS!!!!

it totally killed our nite..

anyways..thanks gurlies..

ulcer..cry

2008-08-14T22:04:00.000-07:00

to all my frens tat do notice tat i havent been in skool for 4 days including today..
well..i am terribly ill..
it all begin with a packet of popcorn!!
popcorn = evil
tis wat happen..
on monday during skool..miss rachel offered me POPCORN..
after eating tat my throat feels a lil uncomfortable..xuanling and shawna had it too..but only i kena..
maybe she wanna jampi me! ( jk k rachel haha)
on tuesday morning i woke up wid a fever so i din go skool..
visited a dumb ass doctor at nite..he din even take my body temperature!!!! but prescript some fever medicine for me..and said i had sore throat...he told me to take another day off..so i did..
on wednesday...things was quite fine..
so i tot i was ready for skool the next day..
but!! i barely slp on nite cause of my horrible horrible throat!!
argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *angry*
so i din go skool on thursday..and tis morning..
which is a friday..i woke up 4.30 in the morning wid a sore ear..and I KNEW IT!!
its the throat fault..
i had the same situation 4 yrs back..
haha..
as usual..i sat down and cry cause its tat painful..
i told my mum abt it and start slacking on the bed..
waitied til 10 for my dad to send me to southern hospital..
the doc say its ulcer..like chicken pox! haha..
i felt ok abt it..but my grandma was kinda panic..cause she say can be fatal..
* i think she is a bigger paranoid than me..lol..
luckily i paranoid went to see specialist...
bahhh!!!!!!!!!!
for once my paranoid attitude gave a positive outcome..
haha..

*jas hates ulcer!

life as a mugger..

2008-08-10T23:47:00.001-07:00

as we all noe..spm is in 97days..(for those who done..tis is a wake up call *ring*)

baaaah!!!!!!!!!!!! (my new favourite "word")

so no choice but to study..which i totally hate..

and..being sucha a vainpot..camwhoring happens in every corner of my life..

haha..

and i was tired..so i told my mum i nided "energy boost" and she bought me chicken essence..

we sucks so badly..the taste was yucky..my younger sis being a weirdo thinks its awesome..

*weird*

now u see it!

now u dont! haha..

look at my super messy table..X.X..i kena complain by my maid and my mum scolded me for it!!!

HMPH!!!

and of course..when studying..its ez to get hungry..do u noe when ya study..u burn glucose too..i am not kidding! haha..

i empty the whole biscuit in less than a week..haha..

big apple`s opening!

2008-08-08T20:02:00.000-07:00

yesterday..08/08/08..

BIG apple donut had its grand opening in melaka dataran pahlawan..

so..technically..a grand opening means a "grand" crowd..

and usually a crowd in melaka means seeing most IJCian..haha..

the big apple donuts was giving out 6 free donut for the first 150 customer..which includes irene being in the top 10..haha...

me! chung..irene and xuanling was there..

but only irene hav the free coupon..we accompanied her to wait lo..cause we wanted the donuts too..haha...

we ate the donuts in the car when i was driving them bak..i drop chung in skool..

irene and xl followed me bak..hehe..

we eat like animal boy!haha

note to shawna!..*u totally miss out the fun..bah!!haha

oh ya..almost forget..we watch meet dave before joining the crowd..

us fooling around! hehe..

we also had lunch in kopitiam! the food sucks!!

pentavalent..yeehaa!

2008-08-05T00:21:00.000-07:00
regarding the above heading..i am sure u tink i hav gone crazy to blog abt physics..but no worries..
mr wong (my physics ttn t`cher) haven manage to plant it in my brain YET!
he almost did..
today in class my teacher was teaching modern maths..
i sudden look at asha and ask her wats pentavalent..is it for exorthermic reaction (chemistry)
and she just gave me a strange look..bah!!!
i realize i was confuse..pentavalent is for physics chapter 4..semiconductor..
maybe i a lil overstress.....
save me!!

malaysia..

2008-08-01T23:56:00.000-07:00

just now my younger sis ask me about Malaysia's`s speciality..

actually there are many..except for the bad weather (too hot) and messy political issues...
the first wud definately because i, jaslyn ng lives in it!! haha..i nid to flatter my self before others..muahaha..

the food in malaysia is mouth-watering..and i am serious about it..its very hard to please my taste bud..but i am very please wid the food here..hehe..

we have satay celup (especially in capitol, melaka)

we also have our ever famous nasi lemak..i have abt 3 times a week haha..its coconut rice i suppose..haha..its serve wid sambal..egg ( fried or steam).. ikan bilis..cucumber..and sumtimes fried chicken..hehe..
there are many more yummy stuff here..
malaysia also has many different races and culture..

which is a awesome thing cause wid different races comes different festival..which is equals many many many many public holidays..yay! haha..

oh ya..overe here..we spend RINGGIT..so colourful ryt??haha..nice le..and we also hav michael yeoh..like wei yi said..malaysian`s pride..

we also hav nice beaches..i dun mean port dickson k..haha..
we have pulau redang..tioman and perhentian..which my dumb and sis went widout me...T.T
look at her!

hmph!

slacky blogger i am..

2008-07-28T23:49:00.000-07:00

hey everybody...
i haven been blogging for sum time already due to extreme buziness and sum down time..
so tis is gonna be a long post man..
be ready to be puzzled..haha..
my sis recently told me that i am a puzzling blogger as my blog aint clear..
haha..
well its probably cause i let the photos to the talking instead of my typing..
i am lazy ok..haha..

so anyways..
hmmm..last week..my sister came bak from sg..we went to watch red cliff..

not a bad show at all..which i tot was extremely suckie b4 i watch it haha..

on saturday was the prefect farewell..
of course i aint one..but i went just for the fun..bah!!
no body kick me out oso...waste my tym planning all the intruding methods..=.=!
overall i wud like to say its super the boring lo..
regret goin sial..cud hav gone shopping wid my mum..T.T

here are sum photos..

look! rita`s jacket is stuck..lol..and i look awfully pale..
conclusion ==> not a good picca..haha..

my god..^^ i am sucha a poser!haha..

*ps..i rmb taking allot more..hu ever has any..send me ok!

heres the problem wid blogging..if u dun do it often...u tend to forget things tat u wanna say..
well..its happening to me rite now!
oh ya!! check out the stuff tat i got from my boo boo and gave to my boo boo..hehe..

L= love..beat tat!

awesomefied!~

i am ugly..but i am yummy!

oh ya..!the sleep over!

us on the bike!!!hehe..allot more picca not with me..
i build one..hehe..im talented wid it!
JASLYN <3>

saturday nite out wid gal frens..

2008-07-20T03:00:00.000-07:00

yesterday during mrs kek..shawna suggested me and xuanling to tag along wid her family for swimming at mlk club..

so..we went..suprisingly my mum allowed me to go..haha..
here are sum piccas...

b4 swimming we had tea!! wohoo..like old granny man..
we are leaving the life of old ppl already..haha..

we suppose to study sej..but failed to do so cause we were so caught up wid swimming..haha..
later at nite on the way bak..shawna`s dad hit a dog!!!
omg man..
we all totally freak out..
the merry moment in the car was totally off..
we all felt bad for the dog..
T.T

outting~

2008-07-19T00:18:00.000-07:00

its been a long time since the last time me cindy and sammie went out...
cindy said she was malu when we on the way to pick sam up..haha..

i was kinda mad at sam at first cause she was so caught up wid the com she din inform us abt her transport problem..so irresponsible..cindy said its a ang mo behavior! lol..

anyways..she bought us some stuff..

cindy got a billabong shirt..and me..a guess shirt and VS lip gloss..which tasted like water melon..

after checking it was noney dew flabor..the tot of it kinda sucks..but thanks anyways sam!

we had lunch in nadeje..it was on sammie..thks again..haha..

most of the photos are in sam`s fon..she haven send me yet..will update later..=D

cindy`s food..its was good and quite worth it cause can refill the soup...so awesome man..lol..
tat black thing in the cup is the yummy soup..haha..
*notice the wipe cream..it looks like poop..haha..

fark u loser..haha..

2008-07-16T00:20:00.000-07:00

judging by the title..i bet u think i am mad at smth or wat ryt???
no!
i am here to make the new international bad sign debut..lol..

we made it..

we as in me and asha..

and tats asha..^^ i think every noes la..haha..
so anyways..most of the tym ppl show the middle finger as a bad sign..

which was suppose to represent the penis i suppose..

*btw..asha hav a rly lond middle finger which make her a good bad sign show_er!haha..

ok look at tis..

plus!!!!!

the combination of the fark sign and the loser sign..which give u..

fark u loser!!!

======>>>haha..

beat tat..lol..

anyways..i just realize i have so many picca of my hand sin my fon..so handy..lol..

haha..and lastl....

highlights of 11/07/2008

2008-07-11T05:56:00.000-07:00
today was rather boring..
went to skool..
listen to mz.dyna.T whine..and cry..
and than i cry...and than shawna cry..when we all realize tat we are all crying we burst into laughter cause of the sillyness..haha..
we were so cute..

i <3 my gurlfrens!!!

after all the crying..king kong (our discipline t`cher) came in and threathen us!!!
fark her man..
she say if we dun behave ourselves...all the teachers wil start boycotting us..
they wont sign out leaving cert until we all show sum improvement in our attitude!
WTH!!!!
tats threathening man...
after giving a long tok abt tat..
she sexually educated us..
she ask us whether we are sexually active..
pls la..wat a dumb ass to ask form5 students sucha a ques!!
well..of course..no body responded..
haha..
than bla bla bla..she went on abt the consequences abt sex and mention abt karma sutra/dharma sutra..
i am sure all of u thinks its a book on prayer ryt??
WRONG!!
its a book on sex..
all the diffenrent posses u can get..
wohoo!
than she mentioned abt masturbation..
well of course i smile...
actually i was smiling everytime she mention smth funny or weird..
but she din notice..
anyways..
when she notice i was smiling she ask me to explain to the whole class wats masturbate..

JAS : its like having sex wid ur self..haha..

KONG : sexually simulating ur self..by touching ur privates..

lol..
so the lecture when on and on..
at the end of it..
we dont see how sexual behavior hav to do wid our discipline..!!

during recess..we had nasi lemak..
we as in me adyna shawna xuanling charlene..shinmei rachel..and tons of other ppl..
haha...
cause ah neh! the nasi lemak supplier manage to get her stock today..
haha...
the nasi lemak was good and cheap..only RM 1.30!!

tat made my day..
=D

tagged by ninja! [again]

2008-07-10T23:15:00.000-07:00
Instructions:
a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.
b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
e. Put this on your blog

I don't have my very own list of songs but whatever

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?"
wait for u
( tis is dumb man..)

2. How would you describe yourself?
wango tango
( al least tis is rite..)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
somos novios
(i only downloaded tis cause cindy ask me help her)

4. How do you feel today?
stranger...
( how strange!!)

5. What is your life's purpose?
tongue tied..
( i din live to screw it up u know.. )

6. What is your motto?
4 minutes..
( cool..i wud love to save the world..)

7. What do your friends think of you?
look me in the eyes...
( haha..wat can i say..my frens love me..ahaks! )

8. What do you think of your parents?
like u`ll nvr see me again..
( yea!!!treasure..i dun stay cute for too long ok..so quit nagging)

9. What do you think about very often?
pirates of the carribean..
(i wudnt mine if i was kiera knightley..wohoo..she is hawt!! )

10. What is 2+2?
lydia..
( huh?tis is the least making sense one..)

11. What do you think of your best friends?
kiss goodbye..
( oh man..we are all gonna die..haha..its my last yr in high skool already)

12. What do you think of the person you like?
SOS
( tis says it all..i nid help..kao meng ar!!! )

13. What is your life?
misery business...
( whoa..tiws is freaky..but it totally answer the question. )

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
the intruders...
( wat the fag!!haha..wat am i gonna intrude man??)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
if i aint got u...
(my life wud be a whole lot better.. )

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
leaving
(yea..i wid kiss my groom and leave to alaska! )

17. What will they play at your funeral?
Sry, blame it on me..
( man..i must be sinfull!! )

18. What is your hobby/interest?
white flag..
( haha..how not intersesting.. )

19. What is your biggest fear?
soulja boy..
(haha..i dunno how he look like..but judging by the wat he go up a whore..i can tell..scary)

20. What is your biggest secret?
run rabbit run
(i dun hav a rabbit!. )

21. What do you think of your friends?
yong qi..(brave)
( i dun have many brave frens..)

22. What will you post this as?
wont go home widout u..
( haha..tis is the stupiedest post ever is more like it)

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
unbreakable
(whoa..going strong baybeh!!)

8 people to tag: chung,desmond,,jul,enilda.adyna,shanwayne,weiyi,calynn

sunday review..

2008-07-07T23:52:00.000-07:00

well..my sis came bak on friday..
so i had a bz bz weekend...

*on friday nite..we were goin out for supper..i drove..

until there,,i just realize i din wear any shoes..haha..so we had to pack home..lol..

anyways..bak to the topic..

so on sunday..early morning i went for ttn...mr wong..rather dissapointing cause din get to his fatso son..haha..i noe i am mean..but each tym he walks or run..the hse shakes!!

anyways..after ttn i drove bak...than bathe ang get ready to go out..

my mum was complaining tat she hates goin out wid us cause we are so slowmo..haha..

the shoppin aim
buy my older sis a new pair of shoes...
browse for new fon..
check out mp3s..
buy eucerine(for my face)

anyways..

we only achieve one which is buy eucerine..

but we end up buying me and my sis eacha pair of new shades..

from vincci..which was cheap like f*rk..2 for 36..beat tat!!!

tis mine!

i cant help myself..lol..

we also went to make a fuss in osim for ntg and took advantage of the massage chair..haha..

we din have plans to buy..but we acted as if we did..lol..

tis white one is the brand new one..says the sales person..

oh ya..check out tis..

its new from kinder bueno..one of my fav..and it comes wid a cute toy..which i suppose is the joy..haha..its abt 3.60 i tink..from guardian...
when craziness strikes..there was another one saying crazy price..wat a crazy world!

unproductive day..

2008-07-03T21:34:00.000-07:00

not in skool today..
plan to to swimming wid my gurlies but my mum wont let..
*i am on a driving strike..

so i am just sittin in frony of the com..waiting for miracle to happen..
like getting a call saying tat i just won a million bucks for warming up the chair in frony of the com on sucha a cold day..
haha..
the weather today is prefect for slping..

instead of doin my addmaths folio( i shall do it after tis post)..
i was browsing on9..decided to read dawn yang`s blog...
found out tat she ans xiaxue are having a web cat fight..*grrrh*

haha..i noe i am damn wu liao..

after 45mins..
*shoot*
i actually had tons to write abt tat..but my dad came bak and bought me pao and distracted me of blogging! T.T

anyways..
roy is out wid frens..so i am spending my afternoon alone..sob..
i hope when he read tis part he wil feel guilty and do smth nice for me!bluek..

adding on to my bad day..
my muscle ache is killing me since ystd..
oh no wait!!
i almost turn blind last nite..i had tis weird infection..thingy..eww man..
i quickly went to bed..the swell just went away tis morning..

*omg..i nid to fetch my younger sis from skool now..totally forgot..*fag*
continue the update later..

picca~

2008-07-02T01:10:00.000-07:00

wanyin just emailed them to me!
thks~

the "talk"

2008-07-02T00:10:00.000-07:00
today..me and my pals had a talk abt sumthing tats actually serious..
smth tat made sense and non-sexual..(er..wth..maybe just a lil..)
cause miss tan ( weiyi) was talking abt J.C and I.B..which are in sg..
she is goin for an interview for it...dunno when..
anyways..that lead us to talking abt our career..

asha-pediatrician..(laugh)
me-dunno..not sure..dreaming to be the world shortest unhottest fattest model..

wat a dreamer ryt?lol..anyways..
asha got a lil work out by the fact tat everyone laughs at her abt her ambition..
there ntg wrong wid a pediatrician..but..she being a doctor..haha..
*i am sucha meanie..
but i do feel horrible for not being supportive..
so..
*sha..u shud just go for it aite..!!!..(just dun regret it)..haha..

QUESTION!
is the a job where u can get a ton of money for being fancy??haha..

its my gurl sammie bday..!!

2008-06-30T23:45:00.000-07:00
today 1st of july..
its my bestie`s bday..
since we are so drifted a part..and i cant give her anything yet..
so i dedicate tis post to her k..
samantha kuah jun shen..did i spell it ryt?
we..we noe each other since form 1..age 13..
bak we were younger..shorted..and still together!(not like we were an item k!!!)
well..i still rmb went she told me she was leaving for canada...i cried for days!!!
haha..i am sucha cry baby..i noe..
*ryt now..i am trying to browse tru my photos for our photos..and i realize tat i have NONE!!
crap..i wonder where it all went..
anyways..happy bday smmie..

p.s..sam..if u hav our picca send it to me aite..

last friday..

2008-06-29T00:13:00.000-07:00

some my classmates and i went to check out the new cinema in DP on friday..
we had free muvee tickets from the skool..YAY!
we watch gambling maestro..it was my second tym watching already...
but no choice cause i got ttn til 7.45..
so..we left ttn at 7.20..wan yin`s mum pick us up..
when reach dp..straight rush to the cinema..i think we had to take abt..5 or 6 escalator..
so bloody long way..
while on the escalator we met out ex senior..she was putting on her sun glass in the building..
haha..my frens laugh at her..irene can help her self and ask her whether its very hot izit?haha..
so evil..
during the muvee got tis asshooole hu kept talking on the fon..loudly!!!
siew ping cant stand him..and we keep saying shhh! shhhh!
haha..but din work..
so in the end i ask irene go call the guard..haha..luckily we din kena whack..lol..
i left the muvee early to go catch the tower ride..hehe..
after tat..i went to catch up wid my frens for supper..din get to eat much cause was rushing..

on the way there...

in the cinema..

in the cinema toilet..haha..i stand like a duck..

the tower ride ticket!
from the tower..
look into the picca..haha..
i look so fat..hmph!

problem!

2008-06-25T02:30:00.000-07:00
guess wat..
my fon spoiled..
heres the thing..my house have 3 of the same fon(3230)

(mine is black in colour)
my dad me and my sis each had one..
when my broke..my sis got a new one she gave me hers..
than ystd..the one she gave me got soak in water when i left it in my bag (explain later)..
and now..i am using my dad's one..
saddie case..
change it 3 times..and its always the same model..
*sien*

ok..my fon spoiled cause miss asha open up my bottle and din close it properly..
me being miss dungu just out in and the bad..
and the water spilled in my bag..and soaked up my fon..

*jul...pa lost his N73..

driving~

2008-06-23T02:11:00.000-07:00

to jul..

hey..see..i fetch mei mei to ttn..haha..even brought her to mee hassan..

she paid for the food..its Monday and my pocket is only half full(i am optimistic)..
haha..me!
looking stupid!
sumwhere in tengkera..just after mee hassan..
i force my younger sis to take it for me..lol..

ninja turns turtle..haha..

2008-06-22T01:15:00.001-07:00

for darling cindy..

another random day

2008-06-19T12:00:00.000-07:00

tis morning..
i din skool..
the plan was tat my dad wud come and pick me up at 9 smth and send me to skool to collect my report car..its temu mesra day for my skool..
but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as usual also..my dad screw up the plans..*cry*

i am so annoyed by him..ystd the same thing happen..today again..ARGH!!

i need to drive and hav control of my life..

anyways..so..since my dad was busy..i din manage to go collect my report card or even to go out wid my frens...T.T..

yesterday in skool..chung gave me a passion fruit..haha..
so i went to and eat it..but i din noe whether the seed is edible or not..
i text her..but she din reply..so i decided to only even half of the seed..and fell aslp after tat..
when she reply..she said its best not eaten..DAMN..i think a can fell a shoot growing in my stomach already..T.T..

passion fruit..
its seeds..tats barely half..haha..
oh..tats be behind the wheels in the petrol station..haha..

tagged by ninja!

2008-06-17T01:55:00.000-07:00
PART I
1) Are your parents married or divorced?so married..

2) Are you a vegetarian?i hate fish but i love every other bloody beings..

3) Do you believe in Heaven?i guess so..tats y angels exist..

4) Have you ever come close to dying?YEES!!!! car accident when i was dunno how old..

5) What were u doing 8.00 this morning?singing..choir competition..

6) Favourite time of day?hmmm...10.20 i guess..its recess tym haha..

7) Do you mind dating someone the same sex?yes..lesbianism is digusting..

8) Do you wear makeup?yes..i am a vin pot..

9) Ever have plastic surgery?planning on a boob job..haha..

10) Do you colour your hair?no..its naturally brown..but planning on sum higlights..

11) What do you wear to bed?super short shorts and super big long shirt..haha..

12) Have you ever done anything illegal?yea..cant tink of any now...

13) Can you roll your tongue?yes..i have gifted muscles..

14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?nope...i dun have the rocks talent..

15) What kind of sneakers?not rly my type..bt nike..

16) What is something you are excited about?many things excite me..haha..

17) What is your Hair color?brown..

18) Do you talk alot?sorta..keeps my brain working..

19) Do you snore?according to my sis..yes!

20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?hmmm..nvr tot of..anywhere but china..too risky..

21) Do you sleep with animals?no..i live in the city aite..

22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?haha..a car so tat my mum cant say no when i wanna drive...

23) Gold or silver?silver.

24) Hamburger or hot dog?both..

25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?haha..apples i think..

26) City, beach or country?beach..i love being a bikini hotbabe..

27) What was the last thing you touched?the keyboard..

28) Where did you eat last?home..i had porridge..(on a softfood diet)

29) When’s the last time you cried?recently..i wont tell u when!

30) Do you read blogs?duh...i am a blogger ok..

31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?when i am trying to shoplift..haha..(ok..tat din exactly answer the question)

32) Is there anyone you like right now?yea...i wont tell u hu also!

33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?i use anything tat makes me smells good...

34) Do you talk in your sleep?yes..all the tym..irene and my older sis have personnal encounter it..haha..irene tot i was dead the next morning..lol..

35) Are you popular?dun think so..but i wish to be sum day...

38) Are you currently depressed?no..if i was i wont be doin tis..

39) Ever met anyone famous?is the simple plan concert considered?

40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?no..i dun earn my own money..*cry*

41) Who is the rudest person in your life?cant tink of anyone ryt now..but i rmb telling a gal off..haha..

42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?i dunno hus Ricki Lake..but i wil stil go for Oprah..haha..

43) Basketball or Football?football..more hot guys..

44) How long do your showers last?if i am tired its les than 5 mins..

45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?WHAT???huh?

46) Cake or ice cream?ice cream cakes..haha..beat tat!

47) Are you self-conscious?yea..i am totally vain..

48) Do you care what people think?sometimes..and sumtimes when i say i dun i sorta do..but when i get very angry..most of the tym i dun care..haha..

49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?yea..tat was once tis blind lady..oh wait..she is not a begger..haha..

50) Have you been in love?yea..many tyms..and i am proud to say so..

51) Where do you wish you were?er..a cold place..its oven hot now..

52) Have you rejected someone?yea..once in awhile..

53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?no..according to chung its likea roller coaster ride..haha..

54) Can you tango?i wish i cud..too bad i am not gifted..

55) Last gift you received?cant rmb...

56) Last sport you played?squashing mosquitoes..

57) Things you spend a lot of money on?dunno..reloads i think..

58) Where do you live?on a manggo tree..only malaccan wud noe..

59) Where were you born?malacca

60) Last wedding attended?none tis yr..suppose to go for one on saturday but i had food poisoning..

63) Most hated food(s)?anything tat dun match my taste bud..

64) Can you get along with people easily?not rly..i am kinda anti social..

65) Can you sing?i am in the choir aite??

66) Last person you instant messaged?roy..but u haven reply for long cause my mum is around..=P

67) Last place you went on holiday?china..which was kinda bad..

68) Favourite regular drink?apple juice..

69) Tag 3 friends:i tot tis is goin last??

70) Current Song?my mums nagging..fuh..its better than ballads..

PART II
LAYER 1 : ON THE OUTSIDE
Name : Jaslyn Ng
Birth Date : 12.01.1991
Current Status : taken
Eye Colour : brown
Righty of lefty : Righty..my left hand is practically handicap..

LAYER 2 : ON THE INSIDE
My Heritage : generally..i am a Malaysian`s born chinese..
My Fears : roaches..ask cindy..haha..
My Weaknesses : many..
My Perfect Pizza : hawaiian chicken..i find it least disgusting..

LAYER 3 : YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
My thoughts first waking up :(for today) shit..i wil be late for choir..again..haha..
My bedtime : er..hope i get a nice dream..haha..i wud love to continue my police dream i had ystd..
My most missed memory : not sure abt tat..

LAYER 4 : MY PICK
Pepsi or Coke : neither...
McDonald's or Burger King : mcdonald
Single or grouped dates : grouped dates..the more the merrier..
Adidas or Nike : i am fine wid anything..
Tea or Nestea : er..not a tea person..
Chocolate or Vanilla : chocolate..
Cappuccino or Coffee : neither..

LAYER 5 : DO YOU...
Smoke : no!
Curse : yes...farku!! haha..
Take a shower : preferbly not..haha..i stink if i dun..
Have a crush : yea..not a crush actually..haha..
Think you've been in love : yea..many tyms lo..y the question so repeatition..
Go to school : yes..and i hate it..
Want to get married : yea..i dunwanna end up an old maid and having to live wid my family for ever!!!
Believe in yourself : yea..most of the tym its the cause of me flunking most of my test..haha..

LAYER 6 : IN THE PAST
alcohol : yea..
Gone to the mall : is mp considered a mall?
Been on stage : yea..just today..haha..
Eaten sushi : yea..just today too! sum gal in the choir team brought..
Dyed your hair : no..my mum wont let..kills the hair..

LAYER 7 : HAVE YOU EVER
Played a stripping game : no..i wud be so ashame of my tiny assets..
Changed who you were to fit in : nope..i fit in the way i am..too bad for the wannabes..

LAYER 8 : AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
To be married : er..before 60..

LAYER 9 : IN A GUY...
Best eye colour : brown..its hot..
Best hair colour : brown also..its hot too..
short hair or long hair : short...i dunwanna be mistaken of dating a drag queen..
Best height : er..170cm..if too tall..its bad for kissing posture..
Attitude : haha..i prefer tat it remains confidential..

LAYER10 : WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
A minute ago : doin this tag crap..(thks cindy)
Hour ago : bathing i think..
4.5 hours ago : wats 4.5 hrs ago?
1 month ago : sitting doin ntg i think..
Year ago : cant rmb la..hello..can u rmb wat were u doin a yr ago??????

LAYER 11 : FINISH THE SENTENCES...
I love : my self...
I feel : annoyed..by my mum..
I hate : it when my mum nags..argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hide : food wrappers in my bag..haha..
I miss : the holiday tyms..
I need : money!!!

LAYER 12 :
TAG 5 PEOPLEbloggers : er...ramona,felicia,sam,jack,enilda.

choir..

2008-06-17T00:14:00.000-07:00

i hereby announce tat SMK IJC choir team won second in the state level..

anyways..its like a big dust off my shoulder baybeh..no more tiring practices..

and i hate my choir teacher anyways..haha..

so..here are sum pix for today..

mrs foo make me pin up my hair cause she say i look ugly wid it down..i noe its a lie..haha..

bad day! T.T

2008-06-14T07:47:00.000-07:00

today i had a study date wid asha...

well..my day started off vry bad..

i had food poisoning when i woke up..

went to the toilet like a ton times..

T.T

but i feel bad if i screw up our study plans so i went..

b4 leaving for the library..my mum gave me sum powder herbs stuff..

tasted like minyak kapak..YUCK!

and i suspect its over dose..

together wid the med got a small tiny spoon..

but my mum use a teaspoon instead of the given spoon..*swt*

we started studying at abt 9.45am..

its was half studying half talking..lol..

its suppose to be chem and addmaths day..but din rly turn out..

cause the library closed at 2..we din even noe tat..

we went for lunch at abt 12 45 and wanted to continue til 3..

too bad for us..we had lunch at chicken delight..

the claypot chicken rice was good..;D

only finish lunch at 1.45..

we only found out tat the library gonna close in 15mins after we reach..

so..we packed and went out of the building...sat at the stairs to wait for asha`s sis..

but the shuuuu us away..so we hurried to the bus stop for a seat..haha..

after asha`sis send me home..i went to the toilet rite away and to slp..

badstomach+tuition+losingsum1ilove+chem+beingignore= bad day...

happy father`s day in advance!

2008-06-12T23:46:00.000-07:00

according to my sis father`s day in on the 15 of june
but we are gonna celebrate it tonite..so its in advance tha..
cause my sis is goin bak to sg soon..haha..
anyways..for father`s day..we are gonna cook...yay!
french fries for me..=)

to the is the 13 of june..its a special day for my sis and her bf..
well its the same for me..but its turning into a nite mare for me..T.T...

*updates*

the dinner we prepared for my dad..hehe..
the spaghetti i made was bad..T.T..no body wanted to eat it...*cry*

sad to say..

2008-06-08T01:21:00.000-07:00
skool starts tomolo..
*mourn*
as the stressful hectic life of us form5 folks kicks off again..
after a wonderful weekend widout addmaths and physics ttn..
reality strikes..
SKOOL!!!!

to skool pals..
see yall tomolo...

pricee life style we gonna have..

2008-06-04T11:34:00.000-07:00
i bet the sudden rise in petrol price will be tomolo`s front page!

anyways to those hu dunno anything abt tis(i dun think any1 is tat ulu)..
YES! the petrol price has increased..by 41%..
which is now RM2.70..
seriously..an increment of 78sens over nite is way too ridiculous..
and its not gonna stop just there..

since its an over nite news..the whole mlk petrol station was jam up..

*the walking lady in the pict was is my mum when she was rushing to check out the meter price!
my sis was one of the ppl hu line up to pump petrol..
instead of subsidising petrol..tax-payers money are used to do shit like ligthing up the dead area of the town...

so full of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dun hate it..just strongly dislike..

2008-06-02T23:43:00.000-07:00
like everything else..
taiwan tv series is / was a hit in...well..HERE!
at tis moment my sistas are watching it started wid a kiss PART 2..
*ps..its so lousy..dunno y theres a part two...
tis morning my sista was like telling abt how dumb the gal from the show was...
(worst than jessica simpson(shes hot) cause its far to fake..)

many reasons of mine to strongly dislike it!
uneducational!(at least channel E has tot me to mind abt my VPL-visible panty line)
too much of crying..the fler cry..i watch i oso cry..(i used to watch..USED to)
its always the same plot..sum rich koolio-wanna-be fall for sum lame ass from the poor but fail to be together due to parents and bla bla bla..like hindi muvees)
those rich ass in the show are suppose to be richer than bill gates...purlezzz...
too dumb..
one of the cause to ah lian dressing...tsk tsk...
most of the tyms..the parents of the main character always play dumb..(eg..meteor garden..the show my sis watching..the romantic princess..so full of crap)
the guys are all metrosexual!(altho beckham is one..but he is stil man!)
my advice..
spend ur tym watching smtg tat make sense aite?

sudden tot..

2008-06-01T01:26:00.000-07:00
whoa..!
the sudden gay tot..
i just saw desmond choo blog..well..

jas`s brain : man..so gay for a guy to blog..ewww!

haha..
i admit i am a lil sexist..
not much..just a lil..haha..
well..altho he is not the first guy i come a across for blogging..
but i just hav tis weird tot..maybe..
just maybe..not trying to insult..
all the other guys hu i noe is blogging is sissy to me..lol...
tats a compliment to him and an insult to the rest...
sry!
haha...

well..the biggest irony is..tis whole blogging thing was found by a man..name Jorn Barger..
at first he called it weblog..i dunno its usppose to be "we blog" or "web log"
than sum guy name peter short form it to BLOG..

*gosh!...i just found theres a Tranny group in msn..sickening..

bathroom star!

2008-05-30T01:39:00.000-07:00
hey to all bathroom singer like me..
heres smth i tink yal wil like..
wavepad..this program allow u to put ur voice into ur favourite songs..try it ok..
its fun and vain enuf...lol..

proud to be a P..wohoo..

2008-05-26T23:22:00.000-07:00
yay ppl!
i finally got my license after my 3rd tym JPJ test..
awesome..
well..in case u are wondering..yes i did "pay extra"..
but tat doesnt make me a bad driver ok..its just to speed things up..
and the worst part is i left my wallet in the cinema b4 my test..gosh!
so scary..but inthe end i manage to take..but i hav to pay another 20 extra!!!
duit kopi!
haha..our government is so flexible..and yet i hate them..
bluek!!! =p
anyways..the day b4 my driving test was asha`s bday party..we had a slpover after tat..
its was a rather pathetic slp over tho..
only me cindy adyna and shawna stayed bak..stuff abt sha`s party wil be in a diff post ok!

Nincompoop!

2008-05-23T09:00:00.000-07:00
say wad???
haha...i learn tis new term from my sista today..believe or not..my younger sista..
well at first she ask me to teach her to do her english work..
i start telling her banana is spelled as BANUNAz..lol..
and she was like u are a nincompoop..than i was like WAAAAAAD?
she just laugh and said u dunno? i was like nvr heard of it..than she use her super high tech dictionary to prove to me she din make it up..lol..(i have a vry narrow vocab ok..T.T)
anyways i checked it out already..

when we were starting the nincompoop convo!lol..in my room..
nincompoop~
an offensive term that deliberately insults somebody`s intelligence or competence

haha..
than we later had a conversation using the word nincompoop..

she came down stairs while i was chatting we my pal..after sum HK series..

Jane (my lil sis) : wat u doin nincompoop?

ME: doin nincompoop..(chanting begin) nincompoop! nincompoop! nincompoop! nincompoop!

Jane : Shut up nincompoop!

lol...

muvee~s

2008-05-18T19:25:00.000-07:00

muvee maniac i am..
here to share smth nice wid yall..
lets see..
number 1 in my list wud be HEART BREAK KID..

i tink tis movie is rated 18sx..haha...
p/s..i fast forward all the inappropriate scenes okay! XP..

haha..tis famous show nid not much elaborations..love the chao ah kua!!!

watch it twice already..still laughing for the second tym..

---->> a person's a person, no matter how small..

oh ya..the other day i was watching hallmark channel..saw tis low budget movie..title er..

...LOVE is a four letter Word....(the movie not series)...

its about..Emily goes to the wedding of a close friend. A dedicated divorce lawyer, she doesn't really want to catch the bouquet but it gets tangled up in her hair and dress. She, therefore, meets the gentleman who grabbed the garter, Kenton. The two exchange a few words and soon take a shine to one another. They decide to leave the reception and go for a walk on the beach. Once there, they exchange brief autobiographies, except career information, and engage in some pretty fervent kisses. The evening ends. A day later, Emily and Kenton meet again, with less zeal. Both arrive at the courtroom and find themselves representing opposing clients in a potentially messy divorce. Horrors! Naturally, they bicker and conclude that ethical complications will keep them from pursuing any personal relationship. But, with such a strong beginning, will they be able to keep their feelings on a strictly professional level? Meanwhile, their clients are having second thoughts about divorce. ..

sry i cant find the poster for it..@.@..
consequences of being an old maid-------> 27 weird dressers!
lesson to be learn...the next tym sum1 make u the bride`s maid..CHECK THE DRESS!

at nite~

2008-05-15T07:27:00.000-07:00
its 10 now...haven done anything useful..
its a rather depressing day
T.T
i nid a getaway!
HELP!!!

loving every single bit..but still not contented*teehee*

2008-05-14T23:02:00.000-07:00

i wanted to show off for quite awhile already..just din have the time...
anyways..
tis is about my wardrobe..wohoo..
my second greatest possession after my fon..
altho its lousy but its all i hav..=(..
anyways..bak to the point..

ok..tats my room..most ppl noe..i have frens over all the tym..

and heres the wardrobe..

heres the content..

i have a lousy collection of shorts..i have like 6 to 8 similar shorts..only diff is the colour..dun ask me y..my dad got them for me..haha..he is a shopping maniac too!

the chemical tat keeps my face alive..gals are made out of chemical..in many ways..haha..

maximum usage of space hehe..tis is on the right hand corner of the wardrobe..
naming this the paradox shirt..haha..

old skool..stil loving..was my sis..
love being a walking thesis..haha..drive every behind me curios..lol..
smth essential on a BF interview..haha..personal fav..
its on a shirt.i aint a drinker..
ok...suddenly no mood wanna blog any more...
i just found out my frens already got their P..i haven go for the test..die la..so shit now..
T.T

im on leave..

2008-05-14T21:40:00.000-07:00
not in skool today..
i think most of my frens are not too..
i am currently chatting wid my bimbo pal..miz pu xuan ling..lol..
she is hot ppl..loving her curves...(she noes wat i am saying XD)
but its rly annoying when she doesnt wanna open up her eyes..
seriously..its close most of the tym..not tat she is slping..
haha..
ystd i manage to unbuckle her bra and cause a chaos..lol..sry gurlfren..
it was angeline`s idea..i just do the dirty work ok..
she oso gets very annoyed by her new exam neighbour..
i dun think i shud mention names...lets call her Miss N..
Miss N keep using her correction tape til she got annoyed..but the truth is..
its my fault..
i finish up Miss N`s correction tape..tats y Miss N use hers..
my bad ppl..
=D..

tis post is specially dedicated to miss Pu

moo,
jas..

wat a shame....abt me..!

2008-05-14T01:18:00.000-07:00

heres a paiseh thing about me..
the school is exceptionally quiet during exam season..
especially in the form 5 block..
so...
each time sum one walk by we would know..
especially if i were the one walking..
here's my problem..
when i walk..i drag my shoes..
having such big shoes for my tiny legs ( dun compare to chung OK)
is really difficult to walk..
i am sure calynn notices it..lol..she sits by the door...
so..each time i walk to or back from the toilet...
i wil walk in this rly weird way trying to walk softly...
but i stil failed to do so
i am trying very hard already..XD..

the slpless nite is over..

2008-05-13T23:59:00.000-07:00
i nid to partaaaaaaaaaaay ppl!!!!
mid term is almost over..
catch the word.. ALMOST..
next week we wil be having a break!!..yay!!
escape from wordy book for a week..woohooo!

exam week!

2008-05-08T07:43:00.000-07:00
fuh!
so fast its already thursday..tomolo got sej paper...
i am doomed for!
today mod maths paper was a complete screw up..
i cant wait for all tis hectic shit to be over..i haven gotten enuf slp in a long tym
last nite i only slp at 3.30..til now haven close my eyes
sad~
i am so tired

my sis just told me she is dumb!

2008-05-06T02:33:00.000-07:00
hi ppl..its just a random post today...
sitting on my left is my younger sis hu just told me she is dumb..
in awhile..my family and i wil be goin to the pasar malam than i wil head straight to ttn..sad!
tonite we are gonna have steamboat...
1 minute ago..my mum just came behind me to nag at me for blogging...
bla bla bla...
i cant stand it d..so i better chiaoz!

30/4/2008

2008-04-30T11:09:00.000-07:00
on tis date~

food poisoning happen in my skool
chung was one of the victim
the skool sink was flooded wid puke..
officially kicked off the skool choir team (i hav bad attendance wid good reason tho)
cut my nails w/o any prefects asking me to..haha..
updated two post today...(inclucing tis)
contributed to my hse fon bill..i called allot today..
studied rly lil..not in a mood..
stay up til late nite so welcome labour day (p/s-happy labour day)
my maid fell sick..so i hav to get my own dinner..
suffered from boredom attack tat might lead to fatality..

mugging~

2008-04-30T10:24:00.000-07:00

i got the mugging term from my sis!
haha..
anyways..its suppose to means studying ur as* off for those hu dunno..
my exam is like 3 days from now..
i am so deadmeat..
barely noe a shit..gonna fail like hell again..
dumb much!
ryt now..i am just trying not to get last in class..
during study i~

my waste paper dustbin..lol..not so much of a dustbin those..haha..

my favourite companion!

my tons of post-it!

my messy table..
look at tym ppl...

i nid a new haircut~

2008-04-27T00:11:00.000-07:00
i am getting tired of my hairstyle ppl..
i nid a new haircut..
but i am trying to keep it long too..
its just too long to wait..
shud i cut it or not?

failure..

2008-04-24T01:07:00.000-07:00
today i went for my second driving test..
and guess wat..
i failed..
i suck at driving!

i stink!

2008-04-20T08:17:00.000-07:00
i admit it..i do hav B.O(body odour)..
but dun wry..i use deodorant...no swt baybeh..
i cant help being smelly u noe..
during campfire i swear i can smell my self from 10miles away..haha..

tis morning i woke up and bathe abt 8 in the morning cause i had ttn..
its now 11.20..and i haven even shower..lol..
i am lazy i noe..today i was buzy catching a hongkong series..i am sure if u hav astro u wud noe
its call D.I.E
it rly nice and funny..haha..
go catch it if ya free..personal recommandation..;P
i am all sticky and sweaty now..and i hav skool tomolo..i guess i hav to bathe than..hehe..
cause i dun bathe in the morning..
p/s..i am not lazy or dirty k..its i am too skinny to withstand cold showers in the morning..
pp/s..my house heater runs on solar..XP..so its not i dunwanna bathe in the morning..

chiaoz..

ijc rangers campfire 2008!

2008-04-19T00:16:00.000-07:00

last nite was IJC Rangers Campfire ppl!

it was fine..the down side of it was the repeatition of songs..

as usual the campfire songs and sum modern songs..

due to popuar demand..the song LOW and CRANK TAT was played so many tyms..(ilostcount)

tis yr im involve in the sketch..

i noe i noe..i am always involve in sketches and drama..

cause i am a drama queen i guess lol..cant get as dramatic me..

tis tym the theme of the capfire is JUNGLE..

so my sketch was abt tarzan..

Lavanya was tarzan..

i was Jane..

Irene was hunter..

Alysha was the sexy gorilla( i tot she look allot more like edward scissorshand tho lol)

XueYing,Charlene,Weijiao,LayYan the dancing trees hu look like Miss Earth..

haha..

we had a blast trying to get our sketch done..

random~

2008-04-17T05:02:00.000-07:00
my mum just told me to read my sista bolg..
man!
it was funny..there was a picca of her when she was in form 6!
she look so much better now..
seriously..
i think part of the improvement is credits to me!!!!
haha~
but i cannot believe she used the word "niao"..
wat the hell man!
so cho lo..bad influence in sg i guess..lol..
btw..i stil dun get the word "niao"..the usage is too wide..
e.g
a) i niao him for forget my bday (means i scolded him for forgeting my bday)
b) tat person jiang niao hua (means the person is talkin nonsense or boasting)
c)i dun like those niao ren!(means i dun like those stupid/nonsense ppl)

the actual meaning of "niao" is bird in mandirin..
my younger sista ask me abt this niao word oso recently..
i told her "niao" is bird..so "niao ren" is bird ppl.."niao hua" is bird language..
haha..so the next tym ppl ask u..just say..bird ppl speak bird language...
(niao ren jiang niao hua!)
lol!

my class sketch(sabor)

2008-04-16T07:49:00.000-07:00
hey ppl..
today my class had our malay drama competetion..
we din win(of course) but many ppl tot tat we were good..
well..
maybe cause of the love scene (ijc is made up of pervs)..haha..

for those hu studied the short story abt Sabor shud noe wat im saying..
i was Sabor (the saint yet easily seducted guy)
asha was siti saidah (the not so seductive woman wid 3 men)
Jibor ( the old cunning man hu drink viagra)
p/s. Viagra is written as majun..majun aint no slping pill..

heres the plot
Mr Sabor went to his old relative, Jibor`s house
Mrs Jibor (Siti Saidah) for sum reason fell so tis gay looking guy(me..i noe i look gay)
well the actual plot was siti wanted to hav sex wid her husband..so she gave him viagra..but she over dose and he fell aslp(i dunno y)
but bcuz we only ha 10 mins so we change it to siti gave him slping pills..widout his noeing in his orange juice haha..and so he fell aslp
than, siti went in to sabor`s room (here comes the love scene)
she put her leg one his lap and started to take off his tie and unbutton his clothes!!!!!!
can u feel the heat?????????haha..
well...skip to the ending..i am lazy to type..she twisted the story and said sabor tried to seduce her..
Jibor decided to assasinate that dumb Sabor..but end up Jauhari got murdered(oh ya..jauhari is siti`s other bf)
jauhari`s head fell off in the masjid..lol
p/s..if u nid entertainer at an event do contact me and miss asha..lol...

i am so mad at u bloody freako!!!!

2008-04-16T07:36:00.000-07:00

argh!!!!!
u bloody freak...
seriously i noe u are a freak shit..
but!
dun come and spit ur shit at me..
i dun nid no shit from ya okay!

LivinG iRonee

happy birthday shinmei!!

i feel..

quarantine!

hectic!

black black!

updates~

escaped!

100TH!!

hown well do u know jaslyn ng?

first week of skool!

oh no..

we love u dyna..

play your role, save your home ; vote earth

updates!

whacky.withlove,J

ladies day~

V~day

the "can"

random updates~

emotion spills

work!

18!

National Service

goodbye aly!( dedicated to u)

my very merry xmas!

burn!

bak from penang!

bunny!!!

question!

cindy day..

out of total boredom

holidays..

keene kong!

off bloging

ooppsie daisie..an accident..

kuwakchai

birthdayZZ..

ulcer..*cry*

life as a mugger..

big apple`s opening!

pentavalent..yeehaa!

malaysia..

slacky blogger i am..

saturday nite out wid gal frens..

outting~

fark u loser..haha..

highlights of 11/07/2008

tagged by ninja! [again]

sunday review..

unproductive day..

picca~

the "talk"

its my gurl sammie bday..!!

last friday..

problem!

driving~

ninja turns turtle..haha..

another random day

tagged by ninja!

choir..

bad day! T.T

happy father`s day in advance!

sad to say..

pricee life style we gonna have..

i dun hate it..just strongly dislike..

sudden tot..

bathroom star!

proud to be a P..wohoo..

Nincompoop!

muvee~s

at nite~

loving every single bit..but still not contented*teehee*

im on leave..

wat a shame....abt me..!

the slpless nite is over..

exam week!

my sis just told me she is dumb!

30/4/2008

mugging~

ulcer..cry

loving every single bit..but still not contentedteehee